sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this


mischief-in-221b:

gdirtydime19:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

I will always share this LOL

I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif

(Source: fiberstark)

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

(Source: fightme-pgoon)


(Source: iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername)


tastefullyoffensive:

Smart phones are making us antisocial. [x]

basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

image

i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

(Source: eyeb0t)

treebreath:

how are some people not even a lil gay

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.


kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


actualdadbert:

yanderetoybox:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

OMFG YESSS

The brilliant artist behind this: emmyc. You’re already fans, so go follow her and make it official.

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life