Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
take note gentlemen
this is rigby 100%
This is me 100%
you can pretty much peer pressure any australian male into doing something by saying “don’t be a shit cunt”
tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN
ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
- anon: you are so attention seeking!!
- me: yes, true, correct, accurate, right, absolutely, without a doubt, totally, factual, verifiable, exactly, precise, unerring, error-free, all right, of course, sure, certainly, indeed, right, yep, affirmative, agreed, roger